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NOTE: This is a dead project and is kept for historical purposes only.

This was originally on Geocities back in the mid to late 90's. It has been moved to this location as Geocities was bought out by Yahoo and the web area (which was Viceroy's Original web site) is not maintained.

Procrastination Inc.

We do what we can tomorrow in order for us not to do it today...

Procrastination Inc. is on the web!! We have been attempting to do what we can to meet our goals. Of course, our goals mean a lot to us. Let me introduce to you some of our main members:
  • President Tara Richardson: She is a member of the IB Association and has been performing well in the... (Wait a minute... How much am I being paid to write this? That's right... She told me she would pay me later...)
  • Vice-President Robert Russ: He is in charge of some odds and ends. He loves to do what he can whenever things are in the correct situation. Well, you know what that means...
  • Secretary Andrew Staller: Procrastination? Andrew? Are we sure that he should be a member? Oh, Andrew, where are those notes from the meeting about our mission statemnet? What?!?!? You never wrote them!! Why not? Oh... That's why he is part of Procrastination Inc. Also, he is part of the Internation Bacclaureate. I think that he likes sports, but I have never recieved that survey form of his... I wonder why.
  • Treasurer (email address: Profiteer@IwantyourMoney.com) A. Greedy Man: He always has his, I mean, the organization's best interest (rate) on his mind. And, WAIT A MINUTE!! I don't believe this, but I think that this guy is NOT a part of the International Bacclaureate Association!
  • Complaint Department (Email address: nobody@nowhere.com) Listener: Our Complaint department will listen to every complaint...
  • Advisor Elliott Stern: One of our founding members who has long loved to... That's odd! He didn't return his survey either! It seems like a number of people haven't turned in their surveys! Anyway, Elliott Stern is a member of the International Bacclaureate Association and a member of probably a number of other things... (We would know if would turn in his survey... Oh, well, he isn't the only one who hasn't done so!). Oh, he has given some great suggestions on how we should run the organization which the Secretary wrote(?) down.
  • Translator Shannon Kelly: A kind young lady that is very helpful in all of our efforts (Is that the right word for what it was?). She is also a member of the International Bacclaureate Association. (Is everyone in this organization? Well, actually... NO!) She has taken time out of her schedule to do many activities like... well, I'm not sure, but I know that she has done wonderful things for the world in some way or another. I think it was in Community Service and her trilingual abilities (You should see how well she can speak in French, Spanish, and English!).
  • Director of New Committees Kharis Rojas: He is who everyone looks up to in Science Class. Being an A student (is that right?) who has never done anything wrong and helps to maintain... Wait a minute! Who wrote this thing?... Written by Kharis Rojas. Should have figured! Seriously, he is a member of the International Bacclaureate Association and wonders how long the computers in some areas can be down. One of his former classmates is also asking himself that...
  • Official UN Representative Annie Serovey: She's a Junior only because she procrastinated signing up for Senior Standing.
  • Project PROCRASTINATION Director Zahra Faghih: She has been chosen to led our biggest project ever! Don't worry! It'll get done... Some time soon, I'm sure of it! She is a member of that Association we keep mentioning. She is also a very

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UNDER CONSTRUCTION

This page is sponsored by Viceroy and The "Signs You Have Been In IB Too Long" Page. With Signs like:

  • You have an internet connection on your calculator.
  • You wonder if there's Cliff's Notes on the Calculus book.
  • You still think "Saved By The Bell" was a documentary.
  • Your best hope for most classes is either divine intervention or a strategically placed lightning bolt.
  • You have a TI-200 on layaway.
  • You think MTV is a formula for mass, temperature and volume.
  • You think the meaning of life is: G = -RTlnK.
  • You write sentences on multiple choice tests.
  • You find your teacher saying, "CALM down the test is only worth 95% of your grade!"
  • It's the little things that confuse you.
  • You can type 70 words per minute -- on a TI-82.
  • Your TI-82 can now link with satalites so you can watch the learning channel at lunch.
  • You exceed the 4200 word limit on the extended essay.
  • AND MORE!!!

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